Evening spent at Calum and Rory’s school to open new sports hall with Clive Woodward and answer questions about forthcoming Lions New Zealand tour. Compared to Westminster press lobby piece of fucking cake. Years of practice choosing which questions to take obviously helpful!! Planning to have series of open house sessions in NZ and don’t need any of those Kiwi twats asking awkward questions especially if not doing well on the pitch. Also don’t need a bloody repeat of the Austin Healey/Matt Dawson farce that happened last time round.
Must find some time getting head round trys, conversions, sin bin etc as to be honest know fuck all about rugby. Suppose some would say I know fuck all about politics but haven’t done too badly on that score.