Apologies for not posting over the past couple of days. Have been busy on stuff that it is not a good idea to broadcast over the internet quite yet and doing a lot of training! Have even turned up at Westminster in my tracksuit a couple of times which I’m not sure has gone down too well with the old brigade. Not that I care.

Saw the trailer for Channel 4’s The Government Inspector last night, a programme about the events surrounding Kelly’s death and the whole wanky BBC affair – it will be interesting to see how I am portrayed. Apparently I swagger about a lot shouting “Bollocks” and “What a load of shit”. Well it was so at least they got that right.

Was supposed to be speaking before the Parliamentary Press Gallery at lunch but regrettably had to cancel.