Just sent an email from Alan Milburn – taking forever to go out. Really cannot be doing with new technology. Even MH has got hold of some computer programme to help him identify just the voters he needs to target in marginal seats. Never heard such a load of bollocks. With just two days to go he really should be spending time looking for a new job rather than wasting time on unreliable technology.

He’s not even asking them to vote Conservative as he knows he’s got no fucking chance! Just trying to make it personal against Tony which as I’ve said before is dangerous. The Tories could get in by the back door that way. Is that something that you want?

Can’t wait till Thursday – no more having to deal with that Aussie idiot and even better no more having to get up to listen to Today.